From Italian to Mexican in under a week. Ollie is one multicultural dog.

Ollie is clearly spoiled beyond all that is reasonable (hello – you’re reading his blog!), but even I have my limits. And $44 to evaluate his behavior before being allowed to make a boarding reservation is absurd.

But that’s exactly what is required at one Austin-area dog boarding facility.

Now, I’m not going to name the facility because it’s nice, and they were nice when I called, and it was recommended by several friends – but if you’re looking to board your dog in the Austin-area, it’s won’t take you long to discover the facility I’m talking about.

I understand the need for a meet-and-greet, especially if your pet is staying for an extended period of time or if the facility is especially hands-on, but essentially charging a potential customer to become a customer isn’t good business. Particularly when that potential customer was willing to book $228 worth of doggie hotel reservations.

I realize they have a booming business, excellent facilities, and cater to a certain clientel – but it’s beyond what I’m willing to spend on my pet, and I never thought I’d say that!

Ollie has stayed at pet resorts before, he’s charmed pet-sitters in three states, and he’ll be booking a return stay at another local pet ranch which doesn’t require an evaluation fee.

I mean, how could this little guy possibly be a trouble maker?

Today is Ollie’s 4th birthday.

Hurrah!

He stopped partying just long enough to take a few pictures, but only because I pulled out the “good” treats (Pup-Peroni – which he isn’t allowed to have all the time).

I’m starting to understand how parents feel as their children grow up.

My PUPPY isn’t a PUPPY anymore!

Back in college, we all had that friend that would fall asleep (or pass out drunk) anywhere. In class, on the front stairs, in the back seat of someone’s car.

Unfortunately for them, their slumber pretty much guaranteed someone would mess with them and make them the butt of some joke.

Ollie was not amused to wake up as a long-haired weiner dog.

I love staying at hotels. Room service. Mini bottles of shampoo. Cabana boys. Lots of fluffy pillows. Adjusting the thermostat right to where I want it. The daily newspaper delivered to my door.

Sausalito hotels, like The Lodge at Tiburon, are just across the bay from San Francisco, which means they are a nice break from the hustle and bustle of the city while still being conveniently located and offering the best Northern California has to offer.

And the best part about The Lodge at Tiburon? They are pet-friendly!

But really, who could resist this furry little guest?